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To all the characters that won't come back next season

I want you to know the decision was based on ratings.
We need the public at home to know
that none of their beloved characters are safe.
Please don't be mad. It's not like the show
was going to last forever anyway.
I want you to know your character was our favorite
and we're so sad to let you go but
the way TV shows work these days
it won't be too long before you find another job.
I want you to know we still have an option
to bring you back for an episode or two
but we won't hold it against you
if you choose to snipe at us in E! Entertainment.
You can collect your severance payment
and please leave your badge at the door.
Parting from the show may be heartwrenching
but in the end it will be the best for all.

I want you to know it was a pleasure working with you.
Don't blame us, it's our screenwriters fault.
They are like mad monkeys, those poor men.
We do know that the kiss form episode three
was uncalled for and we forced them to correct that mistake,

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